EuroXXX

Euro XXX doesn’t waste any fucking time at all, getting right down to the good stuff in the name itself. You don’t even have to take a look to know what kind of smut they’re peddling, but hey, I’m the kind of guy who likes to take a
look anyway. If you tell me you’re not interested in seeing naked hotties bouncing on cocks and eating semen for dinner, I’m going to call you a liar.

Just like it says on the package, EuroXXX.net is dealing mainly in European porn. To be more specific, this free tube’s gimmick is full-length Euro fuck flicks. If the title didn’t suck you in already, I bet the
gimmick’s enough to do the trick. If not, well, read this review and come to understand my own professional opinion on the subject.

Down and Dirty with Euro XXX

The EuroXXX.net domain isn’t even a year old, but get a load of that logo. There’s a retro vibe to it with those funky fonts and color gradients, but my eyes quickly wander to far more interesting matters. For example, there’s a Black
broad spitting on a dick she’s caressing between her massive boobies, a hot Latina getting bent over a desk, and a couple of MILFs swapping partners for the evening, and that’s all in just the top row.

If you’re a porn fan, you’re going to feel like you’re in familiar territory. Most of the movies come from big studios and paysites that you’ll recognize immediately. I’ve reviewed a ton of these sites here at
ThePornDude. Euro XXX is offering up fap fodder from such illustrious sites as BangBus, MYLF, PervMom and TeamSkeet. The Latest Videos out front include a FamilyStrokes incestuous threesome, a Public Agent outdoor indecent exposure, and
a Shoplyfter MILF paying the price for stealing.

In fact, if you go to the site’s Categories page, you won’t find the usual list of smutty subcategories like Anal, (18+)Teen and Creampies. Instead, you’ll find entries like AnalMom, StrandedTeens and TeenPies. The whole section is a
thumbnailed list of premium sites, running six pages so far.

The videos from these companies ain’t the same free samples you see on the free tubes, either. On most tubes, you’re fapping your way through an endless trail of ten-minute sample videos from the major porn studios. At EuroXXX.net, most
of the movies run twenty minutes to an hour. There are exceptions to that rule, like an 18-minute Czech Streets scene I see out front, or the nearly three-hour Czech Mega Swingers epic beside it.

I’m getting a little worked up and I haven’t gotten lubed up yet. Hell, I’m still just poking around the front page, but these guys are already making a compelling case for wasting the rest of the day shaking my dick at the site. The
only problem is I’ve already been in the Starbucks restroom for half an hour, and I think they’re starting to get suspicious.

Two-Thousand Pornos and Counting

EuroXXX.net has a simple tube setup, with the flicks sorted by their upload date. The site hasn’t been around all that long, but they’ve already built up a sizable and fapworthy collection. With over two-thousand pornos and counting,
you’re going to have your hands full for a while. I’ve actually been typing this whole review with just one hand, and it’s taking me forever because I keep getting distracted by taboo flicks and taxi sex.

I mentioned how the Euro XXX Categories page was a list of paysites rather than actual porn categories. The setup is convenient if you’re looking for material from a certain site, but it’s less useful if you’re looking for certain
niches and sex acts. They don’t seem to use tags, so the search function is only running through movie titles and descriptions. A search for “blowjob” only brings back about fifty results. You don’t have to be a porn expert like me to
know that can’t possibly be all of them. Most full-length pornos include dick-sucking, so most of the movies on EuroXXX do, too.

It may be a little harder to sort through than elsewhere, but there is a nice range of material available. There are grandpas banging teens, interracial gangbangs, public fucking, anal and incest, and that’s just listing things I can
see out front. Unless you’re into some deep niche fetish stuff, you’ll definitely find plenty to get your rocks off to.

They also have a nice Actors section with over 800 pornstars listed. There are a shit ton of recognizable names and familiar titties on this picture menu, including a lot of broads who ain’t Euro. I don’t think anybody’s going to
complain about girls like Abella Danger and Alex Coal getting nailed among the European sluts. It’s one of those things that might be technically inaccurate, but everybody’s going to be happy anyway.

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